Hello Kitty Men’s Underwear

It’s always more than a bit scary when I browsing with Hello Kitty Underwear because there can be something like the Hello Kitty low rise men’s underwear waiting to greet me inside:

It is times like this when it actually helps to have lived in Hello Kitty Hell for a long period of time because instead of sitting there with a blank stare of unbelieving incomprehension at what the Hello Kitty fanatic had just said (which will ultimate lead to further Hello Kitty Hell doom down the road), you are able to actually translate what has just been said into language that normal people can comprehend.